OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...