What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...