Psychiatric Hotline
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Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...