Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...