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What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
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What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
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A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
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