Airplanes running operating systems
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Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...