Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...