fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Men Are Like UFOs
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Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!