Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...