yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...