Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...