Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...