ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...