A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...