Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...