OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Money On the Side
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
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“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
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Stop redundancy
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Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Arriving home very drunk
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