A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...