Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...