The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.