A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...