All numbers are equal
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Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...