The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...