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Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
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Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Winning Nobel prize
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Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Actual product instructions.
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
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