Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...