Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...