Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...