Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....