Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...