Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
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|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Top ten least popular self help books
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Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...