Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...