5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
English to Chinese Translation!
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An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....