Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...