Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...