Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...