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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: “Watch out for our...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...