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Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
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Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...