Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...