They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...