3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...