Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....