If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...