Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...