A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...