What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...