It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...