Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...