A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……