What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...