To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...