Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
7 Quickies!
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I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...