Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...