Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...