Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...