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The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....