Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...