Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!