It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!