Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...