Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...