Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...