Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...